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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Sod Story II

This isn't an exciting topic, but it's something. Almost two years ago, I successfully resodded my front yard. I was all set to do the back yard last year, but given that I was still laid off, I postponed it. Early this month, I went ahead with that delayed plan despite not having a job again (though I thought I'd be starting one soon).

Originally I was going to invite friends over for a sod party, having them help me lay the sod in exchange for beer and pizza or whatever. But I ordered too late to have the sod delivered on the weekend, so I just did it all myself over the course of a few weekdays (yes, fellow unemployed Tom offered to help, but I figured I should go it alone). Here are some hastily stitched-together panoramic shots of my progress:

First, my back yard before any work, full of weeds and wild grasses:


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I used my electric tiller (seen in the middle) to till the entire back yard in preparation for the sod:


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I ordered two pallets of St. Augustine grass, which covered the main part of the back yard and even some of the front that I hadn't gotten to two years ago:


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After a couple of days hauling grass with my wheelbarrow, my back yard had grass again!


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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I hate March

I can't believe I'm back here again. March sucked last year. I was still unemployed, I was stuck at home limiting my social life to save money, and I was worried about Meeka's health.

This year was gonna be different. March was starting with a brand-new job after a fairly brief job search. And not just a contract job, but one that had potential to go permanent really soon. Just over three weeks ago, I woke up early, got dressed, and went in to work, ready to finally start the next phase of my life. I was all set to plan for the future again.

And yet here I sit, still underemployed, still stuck at home limiting my social life to save money ... and yes, worrying about Meeka's health all over again. Because for some reason, over the past few weeks she's lost weight. And given that she's not showing any other signs of diabetes, I have no idea if this is nothing or something worse. (Her next appointment is Friday). Oh, and this year March has the added bonus of not having good health insurance for myself, so yay there too.

I suppose if I really wanted to I could say March sucked two years ago as well, but the parallels aren't really there, so, no point.

And no, still no progress on the job. Yes, I am and have been looking elsewhere. Of course the good jobs seem to have dried up in the past two weeks.

One random clarification: When I said I'd reached several "last straws" last week, those frustrations had nothing to do with the actual roof repairs I was helping Tom with. That actually went pretty well. My frustrations were about these other situations; the only connection to the repairs was I got mad at myself for wasting a trip to Home Depot because I forgot my wallet. And yes, as I am a complete asshole, I forgot to buy Tamara a drink a few days later for loaning me their truck.

Tomorrow I will post another photo essay to get this whiny shit off the top. And I will try really hard not to do this again here for awhile.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Raising the roof

As I mentioned last week, I helped Tom fix a hole at the edge of my roof caused by rotting wood (and which a raccoon was taking advantage of). We finished the job the second day, easily beating out the day of gentle rain that was to follow. On that Wednesday, my contribution probably increased from 10% to as much as 25%, but the bottom line is, it's still Tom who did the bulk of the work, with me playing role of the Shake 'N Bake girl ("...and I helped!").

Here you can see most of the rotten wood on the roof, which was much more visible after we'd removed the shingles:


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Here's a full view of the damage (the rectangular section is not natural; Tom had already cut that part away):


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Here's Tom cutting away the rest of the rotten decking:


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On Day 2 of the repairs, here's the new non-rotten decking set in place:


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And finally, after we (yes, we ... even I was competent enough here) finished repapering and reshingling:


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Obviously it's hard to match new shingles (which were leftovers from the lightning strike repairs) with old shingles, especially after 10+ years of weathering. In fact, see the shingles at the edge of the roof, near the bottom of the photo, that are lighter than the old shingles but darker than the new ones? Those are old shingles that had been underneath other shingles, so they didn't get as weathered; that's probably what the original color of my roof was. So even if I'd somehow been able to get the exact same shingles, they wouldn't have matched.

Thanks to the leftover shingles, the total repair probably cost me under $75, so that's not too shabby.

You may have noticed the new sod in my backyard in some of these photos. That thrilling photo essay is coming later this week...

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Paging Michael Hunt

In puzzles like this word roundup, words that are not part of the puzzle often show up simply by chance, especially since you're supposed to look for words backwards and diagonally as well. For example, in addition to the words you're supposed to find, today's puzzle (below) contains the words "oven" and "ear" among others, but finding them doesn't help you complete the puzzle.

Today, I ran across one word that I didn't expect to have been placed, by accident or otherwise, in a such widely published puzzle:


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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Numbers Game: Handyman Edition

Number of holes in rotting wood near the edge of my roof (discovered a couple of weeks ago while working in the backyard): 1

Number of raccoons spotted dashing into said hole last week: 1

Number of "Unemployeds" working to fix said hole today, including me: 2

Approx. area of wood underneath roof shingles needed to be replaced: 18 inches by 6 feet

Number of estimated afternoons needed to fix said hole: 1

Number of afternoons actually needed: 2 (likely)

Percentage of work done by Tom, the other Unemployed: 90

Percentage of work done by me: do the math, genius

Major injuries suffered: 0

Number of times drizzle interrupted the work because of the presence of electrical equipment: 2

Number of times I borrowed J.M.'s truck from Tamara: 1

Total miles covered in J.M.'s truck from Tamara's office to Home Depot to Home Dipu and back to Tamara's office: less than 5 1/4

Number of trips to Home Depot in the past 2 days: 6

Number of trips to Home Depot today: 3

Number of trips to Home Depot today without my wallet: 1

Number of times I've forgotten my wallet in the past 10 years before today: 0

Number of last straws reached today: 3

Number of times today I reminded myself what a complete fucking idiot I am: 20+

Number of times today I reminded myself what a fucking moron I am: 15+

Number of times I did either of the previous two around other people: 1

Number of dead branches smashed into tree trunks in lieu of trying to crack my own skull in frustration: 2

Amount of progress today on the job etc. front: zilch

Chances of ending this entry on a positive note: yeah, right...

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Message received

Okay, fine, I get it. I'm still not supposed to be making plans for the future. Vacations, major purchases ... still out. Keep looking day-to-day only. Gotcha. Dreams, hope, anticipation ... keep everything on hold. Keep your head down, focus on the present. Don't look forward. Can't see anything out there anyway. Distract yourself with the here and now only. Message received...

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The 30-Second Window

Some months ago, Tamara blogged about how much of a difference a little delay here and there can make, how those extra minutes or seconds can change things in a big way. Her story dealt with the timing of accidents, a pretty serious subject. My story, however, while also about the strange nature of timing, is much, much lighter. My yarn is merely an innocuous tale of how a mundane quest for a fried treat led to a chance encounter.

It begins with my Popeye's moratorium. Misnamed, perhaps, but it's the once-every-two-months limit I put on myself when it comes to fried chicken. On this plan, I was "due" to treat myself sometime in February. One week ago was Feb. 28. That morning I knew I could use the end of the month plus the new job I was starting the following week (or so I thought at the time) as excuses to grab some Cajun fried goodness, or I could exceed my goal and stretch it out longer into March. Also, my usual lunch bunch hadn't met for some time, so I briefly considered calling Trish (the ringleader) to get the ball rolling somewhere else and leave Popeye's for dinner. But I decided to scrap being social and get my Popeye's on for lunch by myself.

I meant to go early for lunch but got delayed. By the time I finally left, I went to my usual Popeye's, even though I'd read some weeks before that that store had had a kitchen fire (lots of double words there there). I took a chance that it had been fixed already. But no, it was boarded up. I knew where the next closest restaurant was, but I've avoided that particular one for years; they regularly screwed up my order way back when. So I figured I'd go to the one in Pflugerville (a suburban town just north of Austin), even though it wasn't all that close and didn't make much sense. But a couple minutes later, I decided that was even sillier than it first sounded, so I made a u-turn and decided to give the "bad" one a chance.

A slow drive up a busy street finally deposited me at Popeye's #2. I went in, saw they were low on chicken, and decided I didn't want to wait around for the next batch. Plus, I just didn't get a good feeling there. So I got back into my car and went what turned out to be the slow way to Pflugerville anyway.

So finally, past 1 pm, I was at Popeye's #3 to pick up what was now a late lunch. The woman in front of me took forever to order because she had three separate orders to make with three different bundles of cash, presumably from coworkers. I wasn't in a hurry, so it didn't bother me much. Then after I got my order, I tried to ask the cashier for some honey packets, but she had disappeared to the back. So my stay was delayed a couple more minutes waiting for that.

Finally, I had everything I needed. And while I didn't pay any attention to it at the time, in retrospect I remember hearing a female voice somewhere saying something like, "--oo be doing all the way up here?" It definitely wasn't directed at me, so I paid it no attention and turned around to leave.

And there stood Trish and Kristi.

The three of us froze silently for one very long and very slow second before recognition sank in and we laughed in disbelief. It had just so happened that Kristi's mobile job had been in that area, which just happened to be near Trish's office, who had just happened to suggest that they meet at Popeye's because she rarely gets to eat there anymore. And it had just so happened that I'd taken a long, circuitous route to take me to the same restaurant, on the same day, at the same time. When Trish and Kristi entered the restaurant, Kristi had told her sister that that looked like me at the counter. Trish had replied with what I apparently caught most of, "What would Dipu be doing all the way up here?" (I'm paraphrasing).

Had I made just one decision differently, we would never have run into each other. We only had that tiny window of time in which to run into each other, a mere 30 seconds of overlap. If I had left just one minute earlier, I would have pulled out of the parking lot before either of them arrived. Let alone, given that I only pick up food from Popeye's every two months (or longer), and given that Trish and Kristi eat there even less often, we somehow picked the same day and time to go to the same one, one that isn't even that close to my house?

So, for the first time in I can't even remember how long, I ate a meal INSIDE a Popeye's, because I joined the sisters for lunch, and our 30-second window stretched out another hour-plus. It may not be funny or interesting to anyone else, but it's something that still makes us laugh in disbelief.

The postscript on this story is that while I was relating this to Barbara, I remarked on how incredibly unlikely this was, because it's not like we ran into each other at a restaurant we frequent such as Alborz. The odds of running into someone there are actually pretty good. Well, the next day, Trish got the lunch bunch together for lunch at, of course, Alborz. And there we ran into Omid, who just happened to be meeting Amy for lunch there. And as we combined groups and went in, he saw Alison (of David and Alison) walking in with yet another group, again completely by chance. Even for Alborz, that was a lot of chance encounters in one day.

Maybe I should have bought a lottery ticket that week. Oh well...

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Contracting deja vu

People who know me sometimes get frustrated or annoyed when I'm subdued or otherwise showing a distinct lack of enthusiasm in reaction to potentially good news. So when people congratulate me on, say, buying a house or car, getting a date (yes, it has happened), or getting an interview or a job offer, I'm always quick to throw up the stop sign. Wait till the ink has dried on the papers, I'll say, or until the girl actually shows up for the date, or I step into my new office building. Until then, it could always fall through, and I hate getting excited about something only to see it disappear.

The vast majority of the time, this attitude is simply me being overly, overly, overly cautious more than me being realistic. If something is supposed to happen, it generally does so eventually, and I end up simply robbing myself of the chance to enjoy it fully (except with one of the examples above, in which my caution has been proven justified all too often). Then came that fun month when I first thought I had a new contract job last year, before the client dragged the negotiations out for weeks, even canceling the offer at one point, all while waiting on "one more signature" to be signed. And so I learned that it actually was practical not to count on something happening in the contract world until it actually happened, even if you've signed a lot of paperwork.

That job ended as it started, with negotiations dragging on for weeks as the client hemmed and hawed about wanting me back and just needing one more signature to make it happen. Except this time, it didn't happen. And that was fine. I figured this client would be the exception to the rule.

Which brings us to today. I was originally going to blog last night about my Underemployed Times (which I decided not to start a separate blog about, wanting to differentiate this year as much as possible from last year). Specifically, about how that era was about to end. For today, I was supposed to start a new contract job. And not just contract, but contract-to-perm. I was too tired to preview said job last night, so I figured I'd just blog today about my first day on the job.

That turned out to be about 10 minutes. And technically, not my first day anyway. Miscommunication between the client and the contract agency led the latter to believe I was starting today. In fact, the req still needs to be approved. In other words, they're waiting on ... you guessed it ... one more signature.

Oh boy.

To be fair, I don't get the same feeling here that I did last year. I believe this actually will happen in a timely manner. Also, neither the contract agency nor the client are the same as last year, so it's not like anyone is to blame for both instances. But it's still slightly unnerving to know, once again, that someone wants to hire me ASAP but has a vague timeframe for when the paperwork will be finished. So, I can't celebrate having a new job yet because I haven't started yet. And the postponements — rarely an encouraging sign in cases like this — have already started.

I expect I will start this job soon and that this won't fall through, but it means I still can't celebrate this, especially after what happened last year. Even though all the players except me are different this time. And by the time I do start, I'm sure any celebration I feel will be a whimper more than a bang. Once again, I've found a way to burst my balloon...

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