My new wheels
Ohhhhhhh yeeeeahhhh. Check out my new wheels. PT Cruiser, baby. I am gonna get so much action in this p----mobile. You know what the PT stands for, right? Poontang. That's riiiight. PT Cruiser. This fine piece of machinery drops panties faster than spiked punch at the prom. Yo, the line starts at the back seat, ladies. You know you want me. I. Am. So. Cool. PT Cruiser cool.





6 Comments:
At June 04, 2008 8:39 PM,
MB said…
Yesssss, the PT. I was actually surprised how much I liked driving a PT - but fortunately it was in another state and didn't have the problem of my friends dying for a ride or wanting to be seen in one :)
At June 04, 2008 9:04 PM,
Lisabell said…
I am, shall we say, confused.....
WTF??? :)
At June 04, 2008 9:09 PM,
Dipu said…
That your way of saying you want a ride, M...? ;-)
At June 05, 2008 10:01 AM,
babs said…
Wow... "poontang" in a blog post. My first thought was, "When did Dipu turn into Ted Nugent?"
At June 06, 2008 11:08 AM,
matthewstoryteller said…
All hail the NUGE!!
Oh wait ...
I gotta go with Lisa on the WFT?
Not that I haven't dreamed about the PT myself. How will we get near you now for the huge mob of chicks?
Biggest problem with my new truck...
No back seat.
I am so frickin' JEALOUS!!
At June 22, 2008 10:29 AM,
NeoMystic said…
"You know I ain't just braggin'
She's a real p---y wagon
Greased Liiiiightning"
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