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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Home Dipu Updated

This is the last massive update I'll do like this. Why? Because from now on, I'll update the Home Dipu front page each time I add a new album (sorta like a blog) rather than waiting for a bunch to do at once. So, you'll have to check back more frequently to see what's new! I'll also change the spotlight photo monthly regardless of when I add new albums.

This update is almost as big as the last one, emcompassing 14 new albums, including last year's Lake Tahoe Vacation.

NAME INDEX NEWS: Brian closes in on 900 as Tom and I join him in the 800s. Also, Omid joins the 500 club; Barbara and Craig both top 400 but swap spots, as Babs moves into 9th place; and John, Marcus, and Michelle K. hit triple digits.

NEW STUFF: Easter at Laura & Eric's, Six Man, Texas World Premiere in Dallas, Kyle's Surprise Birthday Party, Memorial Weekend Pool Party, Zipline Tour, 4th of July, What I Want Right Now Cast Party, Matt's Birthday, Craig's Birthday, Lake Tahoe Vacation, Nike Human Race 10K, Barbara's Birthday, Brian's 40th Birthday Party, Anita & John's Wedding Shower.

Don't forget to check back every few weeks now and see what's new!

http://homedipu.com

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Monday, April 21, 2008

A new form of ID

A few weeks ago, I took my new computer (another blog in and of itself) to the Apple Store to get a Wi-Fi card installed. The store that's barely 2 miles from my house had no stock, so I had to go to the store in the mall ... and lug the 42-pound machine in from the parking lot to boot. Coincidentally, Trish was going to the same mall with her nieces and her sister Kristi. And she just happened to have a dolly in her car as well. So I met them at the mall, borrowed the dolly, and rolled my system in to the store, no sweat. I left the computer there and joined the girls to kill some time until it was ready.

I didn't rejoin Trish's gang until just after they'd finished eating at the food court. However, they had ... drum roll ... leftovers! For me! And Kayla and Kensie (the nieces, 12 and 9) had packaged them up and personalized the to-go box with my name and theirs. Plus, Kensie drew a turtle that she named Dipu. And you can tell that they didn't know how to spell my name at first. But I guess they know now!


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So, at the end of the evening, I went back to the Apple Store, leftovers in hand, to pick up my computer. And here we ran into a slight problem. The guy who I'd been dealing with had already left, so no one knew who I was. So they asked for my ID. No big deal, I showed them my driver's license. Whoops.

You may or may not be aware that Dipu is my nickname, not my full name. So while I use Dipu with friends or at work and places like that, for anything official, like paychecks, credit cards, or, in this case, my driver's license, it ain't Dipu. Problem was, when I made the appointment to drop off my computer, I used Dipu, thinking it was all very informal. And normally it is. But since the guy who knew me was gone, I had no proof I was Dipu. (Which he misspelled anyway, incidentally). No proof that was my computer.

Then I realized I was holding a box of food that said Dipu. So I showed it to the guy. Because really, what are the odds I'd just happen to be carrying leftovers with the same unusual name written on it as the misspelled name that sounded the same on the paperwork the guy had filled out?

That was good enough for them. I got my now wireless-enabled computer and polished off the identifying leftovers at home!

(One aside: The food they got was from the Japanese restaurant in the food court that is sometimes staffed by Indonesians. I blogged about that a few years ago in The Layoff Times here. In that same entry, I also blogged about running into local anchor Ron Oliveira in a store. And the previous time I'd gone shopping with Trish, Kristi, Kayla, and Kensie, we ran into Oliveira in a store. Yes, it's a stretch to compare the one day I ate at that restaurant and also saw Oliveira with eating at that restaurant and seeing Oliveira on two separate but consecutive occasions with the exact same group of girls. But hey, at least this is a totally new entry...)

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

5 years in the making

So now, my first excuse for my lack of blogging and Home Dipu updating and everything else lately. Before the week-and-a-half cold took me down, I'd spent a few weeks finishing a project I'd started nearly 5 years ago. Though to be fair, I put the project on hold after a few months, so no, technically I wasn't working on this for 5 years straight. There was a gap of 4 1/2 years where I did nothing with it. At first, I was waiting for technology to catch up and become affordable; I needed to be able to burn a dual-layer DVD easily and cheaply. After that came to pass, I was fighting inertia. So I finally set a deadline for myself to finish this project on the 5th anniversary of the event.

I missed that deadline.

I finished a couple weeks ago, about 2 weeks after my self-set deadline. Not that missing the deadline mattered to anyone but me. No one else even knew about it. And at least it forced me to finish it.

The project, if you haven't guessed, is the complete DVD compilation of Tom's 40th Birthday Roast in 2003. This new 3-hour DVD contains the entire roast, edited with titles and song captions, new or additional graphics for some of the skits, and all the short films shown at the roast. Actually, director's cuts of those films (the director being me, of course). So now, the opening scene of Being Tom Chamberlain has sound. The kidnapping reenactment cut is better. And the Walk of Life filmed segments are now edited how I'd originally intended, instead of having some of the slapped-together segments I ended up with when I ran out of time before the roast. And yes, the DVD has extras like deleted scenes that I dropped from the original roast for time considerations, as well as lost footage that I shot the morning of the roast. (Erol and Leslie will be particularly interested in this segment).

I can of course burn a copy for anyone upon request, though it might be nice to have a beer or two in exchange for the supply costs. Yes, this DVD even has an actual label. To see the brand-spanking new trailer for the DVD, click the thumbnail of the DVD cover below. Enjoy!


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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Bob's Hawaii 5-0

As you may have heard, Bob turned the big 5-0 on New Year's Eve. To celebrate Bob's 50th, we threw a, what else, Hawaii Five-O themed party. As part of the festivities, Tom shot new footage to edit into the Hawaii Five-O opening credits.

If you're lucky (or maybe unlucky), in a later entry I'll post my rendition of "Tiny Bubbles" as Don Ho from that party. But for now, please enjoy these behind-the-scenes photos I took on our video shoot, followed by the original Hawaii Five-O opening credits and Tom's revised version for Bob's birthday celebration:


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Tom's version
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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Called into the principal's office

A friend of mine and I were called, separately, into the principal's office and told we'd been bad. I didn't even know what I'd done wrong. Being a goodie two-shoes, I never got into trouble, so this was new for me. Turned out, some of the other kids had complained because their feelings got hurt ... all because of recess.

See, we thought that recess was our time to do as we pleased. There were no organized activities or games; this was our time to run around and play with our friends. A nice break in the school day. It seemed normal that kids would break up into smaller groups; not everyone did the same thing all at once. Some would play football, some would tackle the monkey bars, others would play on the swing sets. Sometimes we'd do things in a huge group, but not always. And apparently some kids got mad that my group of friends didn't openly invite them to do every single thing with us. We weren't shunning the other kids or being mean to them, though. We just weren't best friends with them, so we didn't hang out with them every second like we did each other.

Our principal felt that was wrong. So she singled out me and one of my friends as the ringleaders and told us to make sure that from now on, every kid in the entire class was included in every single activity all the time, not just our friends. No exceptions. Keep in mind these were not official school activities that we were running; we're talking about playtime. But the last thing the principal wanted was for any kid to feel left out, even at recess.

Does that sound reasonable? Before you answer and start debating how best to raise and teach a child in an often cruel world, replace the following words in the above scenario:
  • kids --> coworkers
  • school --> work
  • class --> department
  • principal --> manager
  • recess/games --> lunch
Because when I was called into her office to be given that lecture, I wasn't in elementary school.

I was at work, and I was 24. My "co-ringleader" was 29.

That's right. We were given a talking-to by our manager because we weren't inviting everyone to go out to lunch with us every single time.

Lunch. Our free time. Our life outside of work. Grown men and women. And we were being told that we could never go to lunch with only the people we wanted to. We had to invite Every. Damn. Person. In. The. Department.

The worst part is, some of us didn't even realize just how fucked up that was for a workplace policy. This was my first job right out of college, and one of the first for most of my friends. We were still used to a scholastic environment more than an office one. Still used to having a principal more than a manager. It took the eyes of my friends' spouses or my friends outside work to clue us in that, uh hello, we're all adults here, and no manager has the right to tell us who we can and can't eat lunch with outside of work.

Still, to keep the peace, we acquiesced ... sort of. We'd occasionally make a big show of inviting everyone in the department to lunch -- which, by the way, we'd always done regularly. The "problem" wasn't that we never invited everyone to lunch ... we just didn't do so enough, by our manager's estimation.

However, we realized that no one could complain if anyone left the office alone for lunch. So when we wanted to have lunch with a more private group, we'd sneak out of the office one by one. We'd work out the schedule on the phone or email. So, for example, Trish would leave first using one stairwell. CMC would leave a couple minutes later, going down a different stairwell. I'd leave a few more minutes after her and take the elevator. By that time, Trish would have gotten her car from the garage and pulled up to the front, where CMC and I would hurriedly get in and hope no one saw us.

That's right, we had to fake going to lunch alone in order to go to lunch with just our friends. I again remind you, this was an actual workplace with actual (alleged) adults. I mean, I know people often go to great lengths to conceal affairs ... but friendships that everyone knows about?! Yet that's what we felt we had to do.

I was reminded of this story today while having lunch with Barbara and a visiting CMC and her husband (who was one of the ones whose pointed out our workplace dysfunction for what it was). It still boggles my mind that this could have happened at any workplace. I wouldn't expect this to happen even in a high school. Elementary school, maybe. But only maybe. I know our manager's intentions were good, but to this day, I still can't believe that I was once called onto the carpet by my manager because I was going to lunch with my friends.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Deja vu

Okay, I missed posting on Saturday, but I have a very, very good reason. I was working most of the day to finish the videos for Tom and Virginia's wedding reception, and I didn't get home till 3 am.

As some of you know, we held a roast for Tom's 40th birthday in 2003 at the McBeth Recreation Center in Zilker Park. That went so well, Tom and Virginia chose the same location for this party. In 2003, this is how I spent much of the party:


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And here I am on Saturday, 4 1/2 years later:


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Note that while those laptops look similar, that's actually the successor to my iBook, my new MacBook, in the second photo. And I only had to run the multimedia show for about 20 minutes this time instead of during the whole shebang. And here's one of the videos I showed that night, the trailer for Tom and Virginia's wedding:


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Friday, August 24, 2007

Week of Blogging update

Okay, this is a bit of a cheat, but hell, I've been working hard on editing videos for Tom and Virginia's wedding reception/party tomorrow, so back off! So today I'll just toss out some kudos for Jessie's Girl, CMC, Matt, and most of all, Barbara for participating in my "call to arms" in this Week of Blogging! JG and CMC were still posting fairly regularly this summer, yet they still were willing to participate and post more often. But Babs broke a dry spell stretching way back to May ... and has actually posted 3 times this week! Andrew has posted as well, though I'm sure this had nothing to do with that because he had also been good about posting while my blog entered the desert. That leaves ... Tamara...? She's promised to post this week, soooo... we're waiting...! (Tom gets a pass because he has to get ready for the big party tomorrow).

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tahoe Wildlife, Part 3

I was tempted to go to bed early tonight when I realized uh oh, I haven't blogged yet. Damn! So here I am, living up to my self-imposed Week of Blogging.

So, Tahoe Wildlife, Part 3? Just how many more photos of birds and squirrels can I post?! Well, fear not, no more animals this time. Well, no feathered or four-legged or insectoid ones. This time, it's wild life, two words. Or party animals. Or at least, the best that passed for us being party animals on this trip.

We didn't drink anywhere near as much as we thought we would over the course of the week, but there was our second night in Tahoe, when we took a sunset champagne catamaran cruise on the lake. An all-you-can-drink champagne cruise. And I took that to heart most of all for some reason. After that, we went to the Cabo Wabo restaurant for dinner at one of the casinos, where Michelle K. and I each ordered what turned out to be massively strong drinks. Everyone was in a good mood, in various stages of buzzes (good sport Matt had volunteered to be the designated driver, but he seemed to have a good time nonetheless), but no one was more hammered than me or Michelle. You know the alcohol is flowing freely when 9 photos of people sitting around a table are snapped in just a couple of minutes.

Clearly, we're not in our 20s anymore, as this was the only time on the trip that we really partied hard. Oh well. The price of maturity, I guess. Nevertheless, here are the photos from that one standout night, which are pretty much self-explanatory:


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Monday, August 20, 2007

Rebirth addendum

After catching up on my blog reading, I feel I should point out in all fairness that some like Andrew and others (who would prefer me not to link to them) actually have been posting fairly regularly despite other conflicts ... I've just been behind in all blog aspects!

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Separation Anxiety

When you live alone for a long time, you get used to the freedom and independence, but you also kinda take it for granted. And you start to wonder if you'll ever be able to adjust to living with others again.

Last week in Lake Tahoe, three singles and one couple shared a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom suite. Unlike on the Alaska cruise 2 years ago, I can't exactly say that Barbara and Lisa were my roomies, as this time my "room" was the living room where the sofabed was, rather than one stateroom cabin that housed all three of us. But I still shared a bathroom and closet space with them, and they even let me into their drawers (heh), so we were sorta roomies. Plus Matt and Michelle were there to hang out in the living room and on the patio as well.

And sure, it's an adjustment being around people so much. But then when you get home, all that space and peace and quiet you normally crave feels a bit emptier for a couple of days. It's like getting your land legs back after a week on a boat (yes, everything comes back to the the Alaska cruise, okay?!). You're a bit wobbly on your feet at first. You realize that you can no longer simply turn your head and make a comment to someone, or share a laugh with them, or even ignore them because you know you'll talk to them later. Lisa put it best when she described the feeling as separation anxiety. Sure, this is old news for many of you, but for those of us who are perennially single, it's a bit more rare for us. Let's see, when was the last time I felt this way? Oh yes -- after the Alaska cruise.

And so, in conclusion, Alaska cruise.

I'm sorry, what was I saying...?

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Sunday, July 08, 2007

17 Hours from Tahoe

I'm used to traveling 16, 24, even 36 hours one way when flying thousands of miles internationally. Not so much for a domestic trip covering barely 1500 miles as the crow flies. Still, it could have been much worse. Despite sweating in a hot plane with power problems for over an hour, having our flight switched to another plane, being moved back to the original plane when they rerouted us Austin-bound folks because we'd miss our connecting flight, waiting again on the same stuffy plane while they finally fixed the power problem, then waiting on the ground in El Paso for a planeload of latecomers, we made it home fine. All our luggage was routed correctly despite arriving on another flight. And the Southwest personnel handled things as well as they could under the circumstances.

Still, it's draining when you're prepared for a 10-hour journey from the lobby of your hotel resort to your own doorstep at home and end up with a 17-hour jaunt, arriving home at 2 am. Although I've never quite understood why it's so tiring to just sit and wait all day. I guess waking up at 6 am doesn't help.

But if Barbara and I thought we were having some bad plane luck, we weren't alone, as Matt and Michelle also had 4-plus hours added to their journey, including sitting on a hot runway in a too-heavy plane for hours and then having an extra stop added to their trip. They were also on Southwest. Meanwhile, Lisa breezed home on United with no problems. I guess 07/07/07 wasn't a lucky day for Southwest Airlines.

So ended a week of vacation in Lake Tahoe, my first trip out of state in almost 2 years. (Yes, I didn't mention anything about it on here before; I don't like to announce when I'll be out of town on the web). Unlike that trip (the cruise), this one wasn't quite one for the ages. It was fun, it was beautiful, it was relaxing at times, but maybe I'd set my expectations too high. The Alaska cruise blew us away because we really weren't sure what to expect and had somewhat low expectations. This was a good trip, but I'd hesitate to call it a great one. Still, it had its moments, so stay tuned for more entries later this week...

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Raising the roof

As I mentioned last week, I helped Tom fix a hole at the edge of my roof caused by rotting wood (and which a raccoon was taking advantage of). We finished the job the second day, easily beating out the day of gentle rain that was to follow. On that Wednesday, my contribution probably increased from 10% to as much as 25%, but the bottom line is, it's still Tom who did the bulk of the work, with me playing role of the Shake 'N Bake girl ("...and I helped!").

Here you can see most of the rotten wood on the roof, which was much more visible after we'd removed the shingles:


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Here's a full view of the damage (the rectangular section is not natural; Tom had already cut that part away):


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Here's Tom cutting away the rest of the rotten decking:


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On Day 2 of the repairs, here's the new non-rotten decking set in place:


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And finally, after we (yes, we ... even I was competent enough here) finished repapering and reshingling:


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Obviously it's hard to match new shingles (which were leftovers from the lightning strike repairs) with old shingles, especially after 10+ years of weathering. In fact, see the shingles at the edge of the roof, near the bottom of the photo, that are lighter than the old shingles but darker than the new ones? Those are old shingles that had been underneath other shingles, so they didn't get as weathered; that's probably what the original color of my roof was. So even if I'd somehow been able to get the exact same shingles, they wouldn't have matched.

Thanks to the leftover shingles, the total repair probably cost me under $75, so that's not too shabby.

You may have noticed the new sod in my backyard in some of these photos. That thrilling photo essay is coming later this week...

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Numbers Game: Handyman Edition

Number of holes in rotting wood near the edge of my roof (discovered a couple of weeks ago while working in the backyard): 1

Number of raccoons spotted dashing into said hole last week: 1

Number of "Unemployeds" working to fix said hole today, including me: 2

Approx. area of wood underneath roof shingles needed to be replaced: 18 inches by 6 feet

Number of estimated afternoons needed to fix said hole: 1

Number of afternoons actually needed: 2 (likely)

Percentage of work done by Tom, the other Unemployed: 90

Percentage of work done by me: do the math, genius

Major injuries suffered: 0

Number of times drizzle interrupted the work because of the presence of electrical equipment: 2

Number of times I borrowed J.M.'s truck from Tamara: 1

Total miles covered in J.M.'s truck from Tamara's office to Home Depot to Home Dipu and back to Tamara's office: less than 5 1/4

Number of trips to Home Depot in the past 2 days: 6

Number of trips to Home Depot today: 3

Number of trips to Home Depot today without my wallet: 1

Number of times I've forgotten my wallet in the past 10 years before today: 0

Number of last straws reached today: 3

Number of times today I reminded myself what a complete fucking idiot I am: 20+

Number of times today I reminded myself what a fucking moron I am: 15+

Number of times I did either of the previous two around other people: 1

Number of dead branches smashed into tree trunks in lieu of trying to crack my own skull in frustration: 2

Amount of progress today on the job etc. front: zilch

Chances of ending this entry on a positive note: yeah, right...

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The 30-Second Window

Some months ago, Tamara blogged about how much of a difference a little delay here and there can make, how those extra minutes or seconds can change things in a big way. Her story dealt with the timing of accidents, a pretty serious subject. My story, however, while also about the strange nature of timing, is much, much lighter. My yarn is merely an innocuous tale of how a mundane quest for a fried treat led to a chance encounter.

It begins with my Popeye's moratorium. Misnamed, perhaps, but it's the once-every-two-months limit I put on myself when it comes to fried chicken. On this plan, I was "due" to treat myself sometime in February. One week ago was Feb. 28. That morning I knew I could use the end of the month plus the new job I was starting the following week (or so I thought at the time) as excuses to grab some Cajun fried goodness, or I could exceed my goal and stretch it out longer into March. Also, my usual lunch bunch hadn't met for some time, so I briefly considered calling Trish (the ringleader) to get the ball rolling somewhere else and leave Popeye's for dinner. But I decided to scrap being social and get my Popeye's on for lunch by myself.

I meant to go early for lunch but got delayed. By the time I finally left, I went to my usual Popeye's, even though I'd read some weeks before that that store had had a kitchen fire (lots of double words there there). I took a chance that it had been fixed already. But no, it was boarded up. I knew where the next closest restaurant was, but I've avoided that particular one for years; they regularly screwed up my order way back when. So I figured I'd go to the one in Pflugerville (a suburban town just north of Austin), even though it wasn't all that close and didn't make much sense. But a couple minutes later, I decided that was even sillier than it first sounded, so I made a u-turn and decided to give the "bad" one a chance.

A slow drive up a busy street finally deposited me at Popeye's #2. I went in, saw they were low on chicken, and decided I didn't want to wait around for the next batch. Plus, I just didn't get a good feeling there. So I got back into my car and went what turned out to be the slow way to Pflugerville anyway.

So finally, past 1 pm, I was at Popeye's #3 to pick up what was now a late lunch. The woman in front of me took forever to order because she had three separate orders to make with three different bundles of cash, presumably from coworkers. I wasn't in a hurry, so it didn't bother me much. Then after I got my order, I tried to ask the cashier for some honey packets, but she had disappeared to the back. So my stay was delayed a couple more minutes waiting for that.

Finally, I had everything I needed. And while I didn't pay any attention to it at the time, in retrospect I remember hearing a female voice somewhere saying something like, "--oo be doing all the way up here?" It definitely wasn't directed at me, so I paid it no attention and turned around to leave.

And there stood Trish and Kristi.

The three of us froze silently for one very long and very slow second before recognition sank in and we laughed in disbelief. It had just so happened that Kristi's mobile job had been in that area, which just happened to be near Trish's office, who had just happened to suggest that they meet at Popeye's because she rarely gets to eat there anymore. And it had just so happened that I'd taken a long, circuitous route to take me to the same restaurant, on the same day, at the same time. When Trish and Kristi entered the restaurant, Kristi had told her sister that that looked like me at the counter. Trish had replied with what I apparently caught most of, "What would Dipu be doing all the way up here?" (I'm paraphrasing).

Had I made just one decision differently, we would never have run into each other. We only had that tiny window of time in which to run into each other, a mere 30 seconds of overlap. If I had left just one minute earlier, I would have pulled out of the parking lot before either of them arrived. Let alone, given that I only pick up food from Popeye's every two months (or longer), and given that Trish and Kristi eat there even less often, we somehow picked the same day and time to go to the same one, one that isn't even that close to my house?

So, for the first time in I can't even remember how long, I ate a meal INSIDE a Popeye's, because I joined the sisters for lunch, and our 30-second window stretched out another hour-plus. It may not be funny or interesting to anyone else, but it's something that still makes us laugh in disbelief.

The postscript on this story is that while I was relating this to Barbara, I remarked on how incredibly unlikely this was, because it's not like we ran into each other at a restaurant we frequent such as Alborz. The odds of running into someone there are actually pretty good. Well, the next day, Trish got the lunch bunch together for lunch at, of course, Alborz. And there we ran into Omid, who just happened to be meeting Amy for lunch there. And as we combined groups and went in, he saw Alison (of David and Alison) walking in with yet another group, again completely by chance. Even for Alborz, that was a lot of chance encounters in one day.

Maybe I should have bought a lottery ticket that week. Oh well...

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